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Put down your Jesus Juice, you sinners, and weep. No longer will you be able to get millions of dollars by letting your 13 year old sons sleep with the wealthy paedophile.

His music was shit as well.

Scuffers dragged my butt to the horspital, cos I ad me commando nife wiv me, an made me look at sum kidz wot bin stabbed and cut up. Ya cud see ow bad it were, the wounds wasn't nearly deep enuff to kill, an they mostly still ad their faces. I'm gunner pracktis on the local babies a bit ter make sure theirs no survivors wen I do sum more stabbinz! Har har. Stupid Layber barty fanks fer teh help!

...as we have been joined in our humble blog community by an amazingly important person.

He is the Rt Hon Arch-Bishop Brig Gen Sir Michael Black-Feather. That's right, not only is he a Member of Parliament (which constituency appears to be a state secret), he is also very high up in the Army, and has a knighthood which it is possible Her Majesty will not remember handing out.

He has written important comments on articles in no less a paper than the Worthing Herald about over-zealous parking wardens, and has commented on blogs here under the name XVIIVX, where he describes himself thus:

Dismissed out of MI services for being through to be a member of the Tepmlar, is known as being Commander of the Knights Tepmlar England a secret organisation, But this was never proven and he was never convicted by the British Government because they couldn’t find any evidence against him, He was convinced Jodi and Diana where Murder by services to defend.

Of course, when he wrote that, he was a 13 year old girl in Fort Worth, but since then, he has become (can we have a drum roll here?) Gods-emissary. But not so fast...

What about SPES-MEA-IN-DEO-EST? An impressive clergyman indeed.

We welcome Gods-emissary!

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Oh, and thanks Mrs Thatcher for giving us "Care in the Community".

From the BBC:-

In marking the poignant one-year landmark, the couple said they had only survived the past 12 months by not blaming each other for what happened.

But they both went on the piss and left the kid behind, didn't they?

The couple also said they hoped the attention on them would wane after Madeleine's fifth birthday on 12 May.

You bet they do. It is their fault.

'Pray like mad for our Madeleine'

Only mad people think that will help. Either you two killed her and are covering up, or you left her uncared for and some monster got her. Praying like mad ain't going to fix it either way. Your fault, and no sympathy from those of us who look after out children properly.

What if an anaesthesiologist on holiday in Portugal was in the habit of helping his children get to sleep using anaesthetics, so he and his wife could go out for a meal and some drinks without taking them along?

What if one of the children died, and he found her?

Do you think he would fake a break in, and dump the body somewhere?

It is not impossible.

The McCanns are going to pray at Fatima, asking God to give them their child back. They should be pretty angry at God for letting her be taken away. And if she does not come back then obviously they should have prayed to Allah instead.

Last refuge of neglectful parents, blame God. Smart move.

The Guardian reports on the Government's latest pack of lies about cannabis. They have a nice simple advert for "yoof", about needing a new brain.

Cannabis does NOT damage the brain. Of course people who are schizophrenic shouldn't use it. But it doesn't cause mental illness. Of course you can feel paranoid when you use it. But then, there is a large organization in uniforms who want to arrest you, that makes me pretty damn sure I'm being persecuted.

Cannabis is NOT stronger than it used to be. This claim dates back to a study in which the strength of a 30 year old sample was compared with a fresh one, ignoring the fact that the THC gradually decays. I had some in Singapore in 1968 that was stronger than any I have found since.

Frank, you are a liar.