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Scuffers dragged my butt to the horspital, cos I ad me commando nife wiv me, an made me look at sum kidz wot bin stabbed and cut up. Ya cud see ow bad it were, the wounds wasn't nearly deep enuff to kill, an they mostly still ad their faces. I'm gunner pracktis on the local babies a bit ter make sure theirs no survivors wen I do sum more stabbinz! Har har. Stupid Layber barty fanks fer teh help!

...as we have been joined in our humble blog community by an amazingly important person.

He is the Rt Hon Arch-Bishop Brig Gen Sir Michael Black-Feather. That's right, not only is he a Member of Parliament (which constituency appears to be a state secret), he is also very high up in the Army, and has a knighthood which it is possible Her Majesty will not remember handing out.

He has written important comments on articles in no less a paper than the Worthing Herald about over-zealous parking wardens, and has commented on blogs here under the name XVIIVX, where he describes himself thus:

Dismissed out of MI services for being through to be a member of the Tepmlar, is known as being Commander of the Knights Tepmlar England a secret organisation, But this was never proven and he was never convicted by the British Government because they couldn’t find any evidence against him, He was convinced Jodi and Diana where Murder by services to defend.

Of course, when he wrote that, he was a 13 year old girl in Fort Worth, but since then, he has become (can we have a drum roll here?) Gods-emissary. But not so fast...

What about SPES-MEA-IN-DEO-EST? An impressive clergyman indeed.

We welcome Gods-emissary!

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Oh, and thanks Mrs Thatcher for giving us "Care in the Community".